AM I FREAKIN' INVISIBLE OR WHAT?

Monday, May 31, 2004

Science Teacher

The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, "You should
not be asking eighth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a
sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs Parks ignored her and asked the question again: "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, "Boy is she
going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and asked the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

"Very good, Billy," said Mrs Parks. Then, turning to Mary, she said: "As
for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very,
very disappointed."

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