I HAD to post this:




Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me

from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies

everything.

What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me.

It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job

two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is

buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to
work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to

like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,

"Clueless"

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him

anymore you're a United States Senator from New York now.