Saturday, April 10, 2004

BTW -in case you haven't noticed, this post was meant to be posted on Saturday, but Blogger was down. I have my opinions on that subject, but I'll keep them to myself for now. Go on and read Saturday's post now:

For all of you who are sick and tired of reading the e-mail myths and legends that are constantly forwarded to you ad nauseum

I just love this, as I have been ignoring them for years..

Chain letters

*To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:, 2002:, 2001:, & 2000: & some back to 1998.

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I will not sit on toilet seat in public restroom, because the African Spider is hatched and grows there..

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo!

* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the hormones they contain may turn me gay.

* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guy no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times away. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993.

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* But I am positive that all this is because of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

If you DO NOT send this message to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7 pm.

Oh, and in case I get too tied up to post tomorrow, or you get too tied up to read my blog tomorrow...




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