Friday, April 02, 2004

Questions that really need answers...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that
chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that
comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer? (actually, mine has a little man inside with a flashlight. how 'bout you?)

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't point to their crotch when
they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when
you get undressed if they are going to look up
there anyway?

8 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil
made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Do you ever wonder why you read this blog in the first place?

19. Why do ya love me so darn much (LOL)?

20. LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH. What happens if I Live Much, Laugh Well, and Love Often?



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